I hate seeing people I know when I look like mess, and it never fails to happen haha.
So my purchases this morning were 3 gallons of milk, and some PJ's for Laura in the next size up she will need. We headed to check out, paid the bill, and headed to see the gatekeeper man. At Costco they have a guy that checks out your cart and receipt to make sure you didn't steal anything. While waiting for Mr. man to check out our goods I notice on my receipt I was only charged for 2 milks. A honest person would have gone back and paid for the other milk I guess, but I already wanted to get out of there before someone else I knew saw me looking ugly, and I figured I would chance it. Yes Mr. Gate Keeper man looked at my receipt, looked in my cart and waved me on. We stole a gallon of milk, I say we at my kids were with me and are my accomplices. Guilty by association. Hey, I have freaking 4 items in my cart, Gate Keeper man and the cashier are just as guilty too...
3 comments:
We'll come visit you in the slammer! Hee, hee!
i think the costco will still make a profit this year even with your theft.
That's hilarious!
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