To Embarass my husband...

My husband is a man of the law I guess you could say, and a few weeks ago he had some training on tazer guns. You have to have training on it each year I think, and part of the training is you have to be tazed. You only have to be tazed for one second, but if your a big idiot you can ask them to do it longer. Of course, my husband said he wanted it for 5 seconds, cause I guess he needed to prove something that day.... well my husband got tazed and he farted! Luckily it wasn't any worse then that, but it still caused him some embarassment in front of his peers. You gotta love him!